blzgrd

2011-11-13T16:35:00.000-08:00

high definition

2011-07-16T19:53:00.000-07:00

handing out free blaze guards

nz photos go to www.mosbueno.com

2011-03-05T02:54:00.000-08:00

Beavis and Butt-Head on What's Cool and What Sucks

CY: Charles M. Young
BH: Butt-Head
B : Beavis

CY:: You're selling more posters than "Jurassic Park." You're getting all-time high ratings on MTV. What does your success say about the current culture of American teenagers?
BH:: Huh-huh, huh-huh.
B :: He said "suck." Huh-huh, huh-huh.
BH:: Huh-huh. Uh...could you repeat the question?
CY:: What I'm getting at is, there's a whole new group of kids in junior high now, and your success -
BH:: Huh-huh. He said it again.
B :: Yeah. Huh-huh, huh-huh.
CY:: Let me put it another way. Just this morning I watched a psychologist on TV talk about the horrible effect that heavy metal has on kids. Do you ever consider the influence you're having on today's youth?
BH:: Uh...uh...well, I like to burn stuff, but that doesn't mean -
B :: I like it when stuff blows up and knocks people over. Huh-huh.
BH: [Smacks Beavis on the head]: Shut up, Beavis. I was saying something. Huh-huh. Uh...what was I saying?
CY:: Your influence on today's youth.
BH:: What's today?
CY:: Tuesday.
BH:: Oh, yeah. What was I saying?
CY:: Your effect on young people. You said you liked to burn stuff.
BH:: Whoa! You must have one of those pornographic memories! Huh-huh. Uh...I like to burn stuff, but that doesn't mean *you* have to. Huh-huh, huh-huh. It would be cool if you did, though.
B :: Yeah. Huh-huh. Fire! Fire! Fire!
CY:: So what's the coolest thing you've ever burned?
BH:: Uh...Beavis's eyebrows. Huh-huh.
B :: Yeah, that was pretty cool. Huh-huh. It smelled cool, too.
CY:: Why was that so cool?
BH:: It was, like, unexpectant? We were torching a June bug with a can of Lysol and a lighter, and it ended up burning Beavis's face. Huh-huh, huh-huh. It was like a bonus.
B :: Huh-huh. I burned my bonus.
CY:: Well, let me ask you this: Do you guys find anything funny that isn't scatological?
BH:: Uh...sure. Lots of stuff. Like, uh, butts are funny.
CY:: Anything besides butts?
B :: Farts are funny. Because they come out of your butt. Huh-huh.
BH:: Did you know any time anyone is born, they come out right next to a butt? Huh-huh.
B :: Yeah. Even the president of the Unites States.
CY:: So what's your point?
BH:: Well, uh...that's pretty cool. Huh-huh, huh-huh.
CY:: What do you think of the disclaimer MTV sometimes runs before your show?
BH:: It's cool.
CY:: Do you know what I'm talking about?
BH:: Uh...no. Huh-huh.
CY:: Those words MTV runs before the show warning people about you.
B :: Words suck.
BH:: Yeah. If I wanted to read, I'd go to school.
B :: So, like, what do they say?
CY:: They say you're crude, self-destructive and anti-social, but for some reason you make them laugh.
BH:: Cool! Huh-huh.
B :: Yeah. MTV's cool.
CY:: Even though the censors in their standards department won't let you say certain words?
BH:: Yeah. MTV's cool - for a bunch of wussies. Huh-huh, huh-huh.
B :: We can say "ass wipe."
BH:: Not very often.
B :: We can say "asshole."
BH:: No we can't, Beavis.
B :: Are you calling me a liar?
BH:: No I'm calling you a waste of bum wipe.
B :: We can say "butthole." Butthole! Butthole! Butthole!
BH:: Shut up! MTV will fire you!
B :: Fire! Fire! Fire!
BH:: Settle down, Beavis!
CY:: You seem to watch a lot of TV. Do you think television depicts an accurate view of the world?
BH:: Uh...like, are you really with the Rolling Stones?
CY:: I'm with "Rolling Stone," the magazine.
BH:: So, uh, do you get lots of chicks?
B :: Hey, Butt-Head, when chicks find out we know someone with the Stones, we'll get some helmet. Huh-huh, huh-huh.
CY:: I'm with the magazine "Rolling Stone." I'm a writer, not a musician.
B :: Wuss.
BH:: So you don't get any chicks?
CY:: Not like Mick Jagger.
B :: Mick Jagger's not a chick.
BH:: He didn't say he was a chick, Beavis. He said he doesn't *get* chicks.
B :: He said he doesn't get chicks like Mick Jagger.
BH:: That's right. Not like Mick Jagger.
B :: But Mick Jagger's not a chick.
BH:: Don't make me kick your ass again, Beavis.
B :: You know who looks like a chick? Huh-huh. Vince Neil.
BH:: Yeah. Huh-huh. And Dave Mustaine.
B :: Yeah. That's why he wears glasses. So he doesn't look too much like a girl. Huh-huh, huh-huh.
CY:: What do glasses have to do with masculinity?
BH:: You know what you should do to, like, get chicks? Since you're a wuss? Huh-huh, huh-huh.
CY:: What?
BH:: You should get some binoculars and stand outside this apartment building we know and look in the windows. Huh-huh.
CY:: How would that help me get chicks?
BH:: Sometimes you can see 'em naked. Huh-hu, huh-huh.
B :: Yeah. Huh-huh. Or you could go to Bible camp and hug chicks when they find Jesus.
BH:: That would be cool. Huh-huh. "Give us this day our morning wood." Huh-huh, huh-huh.
CY:: What kind of music do you like?
BH:: Uh...uh...all different kinds.
B :: Yeah. Like *loud* music.
BH:: Yeah. And music that *rocks*! Huh-huh.
B :: Music that kicks *ass*! Huh-huh. And fire music! Fire! Fire!
CY:: What's fire music?
B :: Oh, sorry, I was thinking about videos.
BH:: I also like music that's about stuff. Huh-huh.
B :: Yeah. Like that rap song about that guy who likes big butts.
BH:: Yeah. That one speaks to me. Huh-huh, huh-huh.
CY:: The rumor is, you guys have the same father.
BH:: Uh...we're not sure. It's possible. Huh-huh.
B :: Yeah. Huh-huh. He used to come around a lot.
CY:: Are the two of you friends with anyone besides each other?
B :: We're not friends.
BH:: Beavis has a special friend. Huh-huh.
B :: Yeah. Huh-huh.
BH:: Sometimes he shakes hands with Little Beavis.
B :: Yeah. [Pathetic attempt at Pakistani accent] "Hello, Meester Monkey." Huh-huh, huh-huh.
BH:: Huh-huh. That was cool.
CY:: Well, you two sound pretty friendly.
BH:: We just do lots of stuff together. Huh-huh.
B :: Just cool stuff.
BH:: Yeah. I like stuff that's cool.
CY:: Well, there must be a lot of cool stuff to do, because as far as I can tell, you two spend every moment of your life together.
BH:: That's 'cause Beavis follows me around.
B :: *You* follow *me* around.
BH:: Only when I'm gonna kick your ass.
B :: When you're gonna *lick* my ass?
BH:: Shut up, booger wipe!
B :: Peckerwood!
CY:: Hey, break it up! Butt-Head, I have a question for you. I noticed that you often say, "I like stuff that's cool." But isn't that circular logic? I mean, what is the definition of "cool," other than an adjective denoting something the speaker likes?
BH:: Huh-huh. Uh, did you, like, go to college?
CY:: You don't have to go to college to know the definition of "redundant." What I'm saying is that essentially what you're saying is "I like stuff that I like."
B :: Yeah. Huh-huh. Me, too.
BH:: Also, I don't like stuff that sucks, either.
CY:: But nobody likes stuff that sucks!
BH:: Then why does so much stuff suck?
B :: Yeah. College boy! Huh-huh, huh-huh.
BH:: Huh-huh, huh-huh. Uh, I have a question for you.
CY:: Go ahead.
BH:: Pull my finger.
CY:: That's not a question.
BH:: Huh-huh. Uh...would you please pull my finger?
CY:: Oh, all right.
[Butt-Head farts loudly.]
BH:: Huh-huh, huh-huh. That's cool.
B :: I taught him that joke. Huh-huh.
BH:: I taught *you* that joke, bunghole!
B :: But I taught you the part about where you fart.
BH:: Oh, right, you did. Huh-huh, huh-huh. That's my favorite part.
CY:: I have just a couple more things I'd like to cover.
BH:: Huh-huh. He said "things."
B :: He said "couple." Huh-huh, huh-huh.
CY:: When I was your age, the big event that formed the values of my entire generation was the Vietnam War.
BH:: Yeah. Huh-huh. Rambo was cool!
CY:: So I was wondering if there was some similar experience, some unifying event, that has affected your life.
BH:: Uh...well, once we bought this bullwhip at Stucky's? And we went around looking for stuff to whip. But like we couldn't find anything. No frogs or lizards or nothing.
B :: We tried a bag of charcoal, but it wasn't alive.
BH:: We found this big old grasshopper in the middle of the road. It was really big. It was like a freak grasshopper. Huh-huh. We whipped it and whipped it.
B :: Yeah, yeah. And then I kicked it. Huh-huh.
BH:: We slapped it around like a red-headed stepchild. Huh-huh, huh-huh. And then it looked like it was dead 'cause it hadn't moved in like an hour? And then all of a sudden these little white worms started crawling out of its butt, one by one. Huh-huh, huh-huh.
B :: Yeah. They looked like long-grain rice. It's like they were trapped inside this grasshopper, and we came along and set 'em free.
BH:: Huh-huh. Uh...they crawled out of its *butt*!
CY:: You're comparing the Vietnam War to worms crawling out of a grasshopper's butt? How could that affect your life?
BH:: Well, uh...if that hadn't happened, we would have had to, like, do something else.
CY:: Well, I suppose it's pointless to ask this, but-
BH:: Huh-huh. You said "butt."
CY:: What advice do you have for America's youth?
B :: Uh...sometimes at the arcade? If you rub your feet on the ground and touch the coin slot, it makes a spark and you get a free game. Huh-huh.
BH:: Huh-huh. Uh...I got one. Like if you go to school and, like, study and stuff? And grow up and get a job at a company and, like, get promoted? You have to go there and do stuff that sucks for the rest of your life.
B :: Yeah. You'll be trapped, just like those worms in that grasshopper's butt. Huh-huh, huh-huh. And then people will whip you, and you'll come crawling out and -
BH:: Shut up, Beavis! Huh-huh. But what I was saying is, if you act like us and just do stuff that's cool? Like sit around and watch TV and burn stuff?
B :: And choke your chicken. Huh-huh-huh.
BH:: Yeah. Huh-huh. And choke your chicken. Then, ROLLING STONE magazine will come and kiss your butt!
CY:: Huh-huh. You said "come."
B :: Yeah. Huh-huh, huh-huh.
Beavis & Butt-Head:: Huh-huh, huh-huh. Huh-huh, huh-huh. Huh-huh, huh-huh. Huh-huh, huh-huh.
BH:: That was cool!

Stateside Headquarters....

2010-10-20T18:23:00.000-07:00

Down north in Seattle were always trying to stay on top of the game. Between all the endless business meetings, the research & development, product testing, coming up with marketing idea's, and hangin with the bro's comin n and out of town....i'm amazed the keen level never dips. Cheers to all the bro's in the nw and sw, keep it up...love all that are involved.

K .E. P treats!

2010-10-15T19:07:00.000-07:00

Kyle hooked us up! leaked pics from this summer, local heros Jordan , Jason and Travis doin it well.

Check kyles flikrrr for more good stuff

irish wells

2010-10-15T00:27:00.000-07:00

just a taste of johns pics hes taken from trips to van chilla

van city chill...

2010-10-10T22:02:00.000-07:00

Friends from all sides of the world, summer weather, cruisin around on bikes.....love it

Jivers is a nice guy

2010-10-07T01:29:00.000-07:00

this is nice stuff

BOOM ROASTED

2010-09-30T21:10:00.000-07:00

Respect

2010-06-09T20:04:00.000-07:00

2010-06-08T11:12:00.000-07:00

2010-03-03T22:25:00.000-08:00

Davey Francis
bloody hell good onion

Jerome 22:22
good onion for sho, good times
only doobies in pemberton, blazed like 175 in three weeks

Davey Francis 22:23
hahaha, sweet
gold medal blazing

ZOMBIE X BLAZEGUARD X BDA

2010-01-26T15:14:00.000-08:00

yo, im in new zealand right now, just got back from a trip to the capital, Mike D sumed it up perfectly on Skull Bike Club , check that shit, thanks to the BDA, Mike Lips and The Wazzman for nug sponsorship

http://www.skullbikeclub.com/blog/

ride on a wall

2009-12-29T17:47:00.000-08:00

heres some shots of tim white and the wazzman tearin up south aucklands best kept secret, thanks to mikeD for the photos

NZ Roots

2009-11-07T19:06:00.000-08:00

Tim White, Steve Drain and Nick Mclaren riding the patch a long ass time ago

holeshot, jake & jon

2009-11-07T17:00:00.000-08:00

found these dudes on Holeshot, check em out http://www.flickr.com/photos/ktep/3972589963/

http://www.flickr.com/photos/ktep/3405822163/

kyle emery peck filmed it , cheers, also theres a Holeshot vid up http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4-nES0G7mE

check that out too and buy a coozie, im gona

kiwi shredders captured

2009-11-05T12:15:00.001-08:00

i dont have a camera, Chad does, thanks bro, i think zombie mike took the top one of beadle at a redbull grind box jam in nz, other two are george t-bogin a sweet rail hop and moffat roasting a t-downer at Hastings both by chad jones, shredders

Meatman & C.J by C.J

2009-10-14T13:04:00.000-07:00

go ass-sliding with someone special

2009-08-22T18:50:00.000-07:00

we are still alive and blazing

2009-08-14T10:41:00.000-07:00

Shit we really droped the nug on this one, il try get the boys phyched

Day at the Bay

2009-06-06T08:44:00.000-07:00

Good Friend George Bolter Kiwi as has arrived in Vancouver to chill for the summer and ride bikes. We headed out to Hbay for fish n chips from the famous Trolls, who are far from being trolls. We all had an epic ride at the park. JT Showed us this sweet beach round the corner to chill at, and well.... look what that crazy cat gets up to in his spare time. good times.

no news is good news

2009-05-05T09:47:00.001-07:00

hey whats up dudes, yea nothing happening on here for a while, all the blazers have def been riding, chilling and partying allot but not much documenting going on, as all ways Chad Jones has some dope pics on his flicker , a whole crew went to see the black lips in Seattle that was party cool, um here's some bands that i like:

Ty Segall

The Smith Westerns

Brimstone Howl

cool enjoi, radical bmx action to come i promise

I would have called them Chazzwazzas webbit

2009-04-18T20:14:00.000-07:00

Just finished throwing this new edit together from some of my bros tapes. Its a compilation of a few of his old tapes and jamwedge footy. Didn't have any footage from jamwedge 3 but whatever still some pretty good shit in there.

No Country for Old Blazers

2009-04-05T22:41:00.001-07:00

Every ones prob seen it, BG 2.0 is here , Riley McMasterburgler on the edit, thanks to Gnarwhale for being sweet, i saw it on thecomeup, so i guess were cool, this A22 quote made me laugh....."New edit of street riding madness from the Gnarwhale with some help from Blazeguard, whatever that is"

On another note it was waaayyy warmer today t-shirts into the night, get ready bros, fun in the sun

Recent pics

2009-03-30T17:30:00.000-07:00

I've had a bit of time off the 9-5 latley to chill and shoot photos of good friends. Damm this recession is stressfull. Chill hard blazers.

Moffat getting his tweak on.

Ohh do a ta bow mate

Matt upside down at Arlington

Jerome blasting the hip at Bell View park, Seattle

Matty S having fun at the raddest backyard setup in Seattle.

party bogwash

2009-03-24T12:21:00.001-07:00

pics i found, not sure if Justin pravdooray? landed that cyco ninja drop, or is the wazzman pulled this vanderoll, anyway here's some sick music Ive been into of late, check it, party on

King Tuff

Dead Ghosts

NoBunny

Mode Moderne
Jacuzzi Boys

T.B.V.O PHOTO

2009-03-20T17:22:00.000-07:00

Ted Van Orman just started his own photo site with amazing pics of Life? ,like this one of Jason Teet getting his shred on when Ted came to B.C last year check it man

Bank Shot

2009-03-17T19:52:00.000-07:00

Got mega blazed and rode this sick new bank today.

Raw Dog

2009-03-15T17:19:00.001-07:00

Finally found out how to get these Raw format photos in photoshop. This ones of Paul from the other day.

idiots on the internet

2009-03-15T13:23:00.000-07:00

Blazeguard NZ's Haimona Ngata(nigata) and The Wazzman make guest appearances on Vital BMX's Big Big BMX Show ,the southern hemi is keen for good blaze good life

Bio Air

2009-03-12T21:30:00.000-07:00

Me and davey boy went on another blunt ride. cold as fuck but good times were had while we scouted new zones to throw future jamwedges, rode yellow barriers and blazed a blunt. Stay tuned for news on the next jamwedge probably a month from now.

Chad Jones Flickr

2009-03-11T23:29:00.000-07:00

Amazing shot of all round nice guy Paul Beadle, see more hella good pics from Chad here

2009-03-11T20:39:00.000-07:00

Radical Options

2009-03-11T12:10:00.000-07:00

Saw this sweet pic on the Radical Options page, check them out......

its sunny out, im gona go carve concrete waves,

peace

Zombie X Blazeguard

2009-03-10T15:10:00.001-07:00

Mike D, of Zombie fame gave a jamwedge/Blazeguard shout out on his site, cheers mate, those are his legs! Maybe a interview with Mike in the near future, blaze outside

Sci wurld pom piz

2009-03-05T21:16:00.000-08:00

Met up with Dave today at Science world for a sweet pom flavored blunt and a shred. Radness was had and blazers blazed hard.as too short once said "we like to roll em fat"Science globeBig C'mon! this dope wall ride got a nearby by bum fuckin stoked. brick gridironpiggy bank tweakera new perspective dave puttin the m in bmxsuch a clean part of town

The Wazzman=Blazeguard

2009-03-05T18:14:00.001-08:00

This is B.M.X
Wazzman never had to make this choice

British Chillumbia

2009-03-04T10:59:00.000-08:00

Roll Mexican

2009-03-02T19:01:00.000-08:00

Another Diamond in the ruff shout out from our San Fransiko bro Jake honesto , Blaze on mexi mate

JAMWEDGE issue 4 volume2

2009-03-01T17:57:00.000-08:00

Jamwedge 09 went down this weekend, the first of many more this year. It was a good day with a big turnout , everyone had fun either chilling or getting some shredage on one of the many jamable wedges. Longtime bro dog Adam Johnston was there snapping some action, they turned out amazing!, here's a sample..... North Van mega shredder Jason Teet scratching his shoulder
Blatant self promotion

Repping Colony hard local Aussie battler Mic Blayzand looking for his cigs

Ice Cold taking another look at that top tube length

a jamwedge to remember

2009-02-28T08:10:00.000-08:00

I hope everyones as hyped as me for this years first of many jamwedges. I was so stoked that I woke up this morning and made the above picture of what I imagine the day will look like. old ladies smokin fat dubes, big tited girls giving drinks and brett the hitman hart winning the intercontinental championship belt from bam bam bigallo. So see you all there this party is all day out behind ride on bike shap at the kiddy park in the cage. Blaze on!

blap. blap.

2009-02-25T22:05:00.000-08:00

Thought I would throw down this good qual shot of PB from the other days ride. high times

Beadle Blast Off

2009-02-25T21:09:00.001-08:00

Beadle and I found this spot a few weekends ago. Dope set up, but the s turn into it makes it impossible to carry any speed. Thats 3 cranks from pretty much a dead stop. Blaze on!

Big C'mon

2009-02-25T18:39:00.000-08:00

This dude Nick of holeshot zine fame and also In the Gnar a skate/surf/bmx blog posted up the new blaze edit, so check out his shit.when i read things like "Blazeguard is hilarious and awesome"you know hes obviously a chiller/blazer. PS. i couldn't work out hyperlink:
http://inthegnar.com/
http://www.holeshotbmx.net/

Blazeguard - A Diamond in the Rough

2009-02-24T00:37:00.000-08:00

Blazeguard - A Diamond in the Rough from John Thompson on Vimeo.

The Stateside Blazeguard Ceo was in town so we hooked up at the Hbay blaze bowl to do some filming. I always thought he was strictly a chiller but it turns out with the right motivation he shreds hard as. Peep it on Vimeo to watch it in 720p hd. Blaze on.

Paul Beadle Photography

2009-02-23T22:38:00.001-08:00

Paul shot all these today, i found photoshop on my computer and croped/auto ajusted them. Such a sweet feeling to be riding in a T-shirt!! blazelife

spot the difference

2009-02-23T17:24:00.000-08:00

me and beadle went for a ride today heading east to leeside, found some sweet stuff and also rode past this piece of vancouver street riding history being demolished, welcome to the future. il post some of the pics we shot later

Did you mean: samwedge

2009-02-23T11:07:00.000-08:00

Word on the street is jamwedge 09 this saturday, cagewedge behinde ride on

matched my lifestyle

2009-02-22T11:34:00.000-08:00

this is what im all about, sfa

Island Time

2009-02-16T17:49:00.000-08:00

Just got back from a weekend on the island. Me and Beadle headed over to Victoria Saturday morning. Met up with a bunch of bros at Vic West, shredded there, then went out and rode U Vic with them. Sunday was epic. Weather was amazing, we rode around all day, ate good food, drank tea, perved on girls and chilled hard. Amongst all that I had a bit of a session on this rock jib. Luke took these DOPE pictures. Thanks to him for puttin us up and showing us a good time. I always love gettin in a little island time.

2009-02-16T13:01:00.000-08:00

cool, im on the internet

blaze shirt

2009-02-12T21:08:00.000-08:00

Here's a shirt design I made for that Macneil shirt contest a while ago. I got too blazed and forgot to send it in to the contest in time. So here it is the relabeled blazeguard edition. I would rock it

Ted Nuggent Sighting

2009-02-10T08:26:00.000-08:00

Ted Nuggent spotted in vancouver

Welcome to Blazeguard

2009-02-08T19:14:00.000-08:00

This is it, the official Blazeguard Blog. Post photos, webbits, sessions, parties, blaze, boobs, bikes, whatevs. All crew members can contact me(Ice) to get your posting abilities.